Dear sir or madam will you read my book
it took me years to write
will you take a look
based on a novel by a man named Lear
and I need a job
so I want to be a paperback writer,
paperback writer.
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife
doesn't understand
his son is working for the daily mail
it's a steady job
but he want's to be a paperback writer,
paperback writer
paperback writer
(paperback writer)
It's a thousand pages give or take a few
I'll be writing more
in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round
and I want to be a paperback writer,
paperback writer.
If you really like it you can have the rights
it could make a million
for you overnight
if you must return it you can send it here
but I need a break
and I want to be a paperback writer
paperback writer
paperback writer
(paperback writer)
paperback writer
(paperback writer)...
